made out with a hotdog

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects

falling-into-vacancies: lokisnotdeadbitches: Y'all I found where...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 03:28:12 +1200

falling-into-vacancies:

lokisnotdeadbitches:

Y'all I found where that Chris meme came from 😂😂😂😂

Oh dude, I totally forgot you guys don’t have these ads

bettsplendens: thedoctorknits: aveanexalea: I know many of you...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 14:14:19 +1200

bettsplendens:

thedoctorknits:

aveanexalea:

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 14:13:03 +1200

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

jonbutter: when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:22:08 +1200

jonbutter:

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

Photo

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:20:37 +1200

tookachance2: zrigel: seapunktwink: nokia-princess: dirudo: sodomymcscurvylegs: notlostonanadv...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:14:36 +1200

tookachance2:

zrigel:

seapunktwink:

nokia-princess:

dirudo:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

notlostonanadventure:

Dear bear/gay community

If you’re gonna take ass pics, wipe first. Thoroughly. Ya nasty.

having a dirty, musky and hairy ass is part of bear community don’t you know?

Thats why bears are so good at eating ass yall. they clean that shit with their tongues

This post was an ADVENTURE

writteninsomnia: whoopsrobots: you-only-liberate-once: my host mom in Japan referred to her...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:10:22 +1200

writteninsomnia:

whoopsrobots:

you-only-liberate-once:

my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her

“Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best”

This is so pure. OMG

lizardsister: i can’t keep up with this series

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:09:09 +1200

lizardsister:

i can’t keep up with this series

bussykween: fuck

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:06:10 +1200

bussykween:

fuck

rnemory: miumiu94: I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store This perfectly captures my...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 03:57:38 +1200

rnemory:

miumiu94:

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

weaksorry: every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 03:57:29 +1200

weaksorry:

every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 03:57:06 +1200