poopflow:

if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now 

(via saddestonline)

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(via sevenlittledigits)

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

(Source: thinkon-yoursin-s, via nippled)

pyreclaws:

prettyinpinkprep:

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

You are the best role model what are you talking about

(via sleepy-poltergeist)

zackisontumblr:

when i see a cute boy