the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via hi)
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
Says tumblr user niggercakes
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
did good on my bread final
no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.
thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it. I’m majoring in bread