mallorystarsfiring:

i’m going to say it, as much as i love allison

she tried to kill boyd and erica and everyone seems s desperate in getting HER back when those two young betas who never killed a soul are dead

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officialbutts:

at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via trait)

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi, via trait)

setavulos:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

Note: It costs $65 to do this.

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