sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

(Source: settles, via knedal)

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via hotboyproblems)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae, via heart)

alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

(via w-ave)

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)