daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via disappears)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via oknope)

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

(via lmaoalien)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via glamouritaa)

flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

(via dulect)

57px:

if i mutually follow you it’s a free pass to talk to me whenever you want 

you can literally just send me an ask saying “piss” 10 times

(via orgasm)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

(via tightvaginas)

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(Source: riseafterfalling, via hi)

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS🙋

(via hotboyproblems)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via crystallized-teardrops)