windycube:

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

same

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slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

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spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

(via hotboyproblems)

lms if u the hoe sibling

(Source: highkeygay, via zackisontumblr)

When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier:

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