if you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar