rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via braydaaan)

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

(via sunday-kid)

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

(Source: nobodycars, via pooppoptartsdood)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via braydaaan)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

bu that’s the best piece to have when you have soup .

soup is a winter food thus being good in winter.

in other words you’re good for cuddles.

(via wigglyweak)

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via hi)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via disappears)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via crystallized-teardrops)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via dulect)