verticulars:

if you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars, via d0nn0)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via acomas)

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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(via supnikita)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via magicul)

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(via unescapable)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via luneteen)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via who-is-the-true-villain-here)

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma, via stability)